Surprise! I survived!!

I was talking to Chalonn yesterday and she reminded me that I have had some pretty freaky surprise experiences in my life! Here are just a few of them:

- Always just happend to sit on ANT PILES - age 3 to age 6.
- Had my two front teeth knocked out - lasting 2 years - age 5
- Ironing board fell on my head - still have the scar - age 8
- Fainted from serving steamy greenbeans in the school cafeteria - age 10
- Got stitches in the forehead from a flying penny - age 12
- Crashed into a parked car when rolling down passenger window for a dog - age 15
- Woke up paralyzed twice - could NOT move for 3 days - once age 6; once age 18
- Was in a rollover accident (not driving) on icy roads - age 19
- Got a tiny peice of debris stuck in my eye - scary Chilean doctor shooting me with a needle right in lens - age 20.
- Got electricuted while plugging in an alarm clock underneath the bed; came out with a black finger and fried hair - age 22
- Got in a scooter accident in Taiwan- shredding my ankle against a brick wall - age 26
- Got electricuted AGAIN while flipping on a light-switch in wet swimsuit in Thailand - age 26

So this last week, upon finding myself in a hospital bed, I have to wonder what else is in store for me! I never thought I'd find myself:

- sitting in a plastic patio chair in my shower.
- falling off the bed and yelling to my husband down the hall to help me up.
- ordering breakfast with a walky-talky from my bed to my husband downstairs.
- drinking PRUNE juice!
- taking a daily walk from my bed to the other room and back - just for fun.

ENOUGH SAID - Bed rest has it's benies!